Man Stuck in Birth Canal
Nov 25, 2009
Search and rescue crews are working to free a man stuck in Utah County's Nutty Putty cave, police said.
The 26-year-old is suffering from circulation and pressure problems after being trapped in the narrow cave, called the "birth canal," for more than 11 hours, said Utah County Sheriff's Sgt. Spencer Cannon.
The article says that he is being freed a millimeter at a time. Looks like it could take a while for the Manchild to come to full birth. Even so, we seem to be at the 11th hour.
Dr. Stephen Jones